instant kindergarten p-n-s.

when something causes your manhood to recoil into its sh-ll like a frightened turtle, you are said to have ikp.

causes of ikp include, but are not limited to:

– being pantsed in public
– getting caught by a parent while doing explicit things with your girlfriend
– getting slapped/kicked/tapped in the t-st-cl-s (see balltap)
– having to dance with the duff of a group
– stepping in the shower when there is no hot water
dude, when my girlfriend’s dad caught us having s-x, i went total ikp.

when jake got pantsed in front of his entire gym cl-ss, he got ikp like crazy.

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