Ilb


instant loss of b-n-r
it was evening time and i was hard as a rock because of the girls gone wild commercial that just came on, little did i know that i was about to expierience an ilb. the large lump in my pants then proceeded to fade away as i recieved a nudey pic from bailee, the 250 pound girl that seemed to have a freak crush on me.

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