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insane laughing disorder.
when one starts laughing and cannot stop.
person 1: a lady had 3 daughters. the first daughter asks her mother why she was called rose. the mother says “why, darling, when you were born, a rose fell on your head. the second daughter asks why she is called daisy. the mother replies “because a daisy fell on your head when you were born”. the third daughter approaches the mother and says “uuhhhhhhhh!!”, the mother replies “oh shut up fridge!”

person 2: lolololol lmf– rofl ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha etc

person 1: dude, what is up with you? you have ild.
contraction for i-would, usually used by smart–sses or foreigners.
i’ld definitely go to that show if i were you!
inconveniently long d-ck
taylor’s ild is like thor’s mjolnir – swing it and it’ll take him anywhere.
short for : i like dat!
me: ayyo, look at diss dress!
lisa: omg! ild!
international long distance
a type of telephone call.
jim : please made an ild call to mary, she is waiting for you!
jack : why? i’d better wait for her call as it’s too costly for me to call her.

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