ILF-abet
the entire alphabet with ilf added at the end allowing you to come up with several options and could be played as a drinking game resulting in much hilarity.
teacher – now johnny, say the alphabet for the cl-ss
johnny – a,b,c,g,f,x,q
teacher – now johnny, thats not the alpha bet
johnny – i only know the ilf-abet:
ailf – alien i’d like to f-ck (good for the star trek and star wars fans)
bilf – b-tch i’d like to f-ck (more like bilhf (hate)
cilf…you get the idea
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