Steering Wheel Warrior
a steering wheel warrior is the motoring equivalent of a keyboard warrior. someone who acts real tough in their car but in reality they are actually a big yellow coward. a steering wheel warrior will drive aggressively, beep their horn, wave their arms, flip the bird, scream and shout in their car and generally act like a complete pig towards other motorists, pedestrians, cyclists etc regardless of the traffic conditions.
they are usually very angry all the time and blame others for their problems.
joe: “i was waiting at traffic lights today and even though the lights were red this guy kept beeping his horn at me to move.”
chris: “ugh, what an -sshole. sounds like a typical steering wheel warrior.”
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