Iliza
an iliza is a strong, amazing, caring person. they tend to love deeply and cherish family and friends above all else. with an iliza you will find their greatest attributes to be great smiles, inner beauty, and intelligence beyond compare.
person 1: did you see that woman at lunch? she was amazing.
person 2: yes, i did! that’s what you get with an iliza!
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