i’ll be damned


can be used in two different ways. one way being shock or surprise. the other way is more of a stubborn, selfpride thing meaning you refuse to do something, say something, believe something, etc.
well, i’ll be d-mned. kenny fell in love with a hoe.

or

i’ll be d-mned if i stress over some girl.
1)v. to be d-mned
2)adj. the state of being d-mned
3)adj. in awe or shock
1) “we’ll illbed-mned, i got sh-t on my boots.”
2) “illbed-mned, i’m not catholic”
3) “illbed-mned, the train just came out of nowhere!”

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