i’ll call you

literal meaning: ‘i do not plan on calling you, ever.’

often said by a man to a woman at the end of a date, because he is too much of a coward to just honestly tell her that it is not going to work out, and that he does not want to call her.
after the end of a lousy date, chandler said to joanna, “i’ll call you,” even though he had no intention of calling her.
this is usually used by males who want a quick escape. the real meaning of the phrase is ‘if i don’t get a better offer’ or ‘if i don’t call in 12 days – then find someone new – i would have’
girl + guy have just been on a date. she thinks it has gone well, he thinks she hasn’t put out. he says ‘i’ll call you’
1: what guys say when they want nothing to do with you.

2: what lonely guys say to get girls phone numbers.
for def. 1: 90% of the male population

for def. 2: me
another way of saying “f-ck you”.
girls do this too.
melissa said “tully, im sorry i missed your party, ill call you, we can hang out this weekend.”

as you can expect, she didn’t call back. i love it when people lie to me. 🙁
“i won’t call you.”
barney stinson: “i’ll call you.”
what a guy says to a chick after or before they have s-x.
after so she feels happy and will wait for his call
b4 so he can have s-x
-after s-x-
grey:i’ll call you
-beth waits by phone all day-
-b4 s-x-
grey: if we have s-x tonight i’ll call you the next day
beth:ok
-next day no call-