i’ll take two, please!


a tongue-in-cheek response to a product or service that appears lavish, excessive in volume, or extravagant in price.
you mean if i eat the entire 84 ounce steak in one hour along with all of the sides, i get it for free? i’ll take two, please!

the new high rise project downtown just finished; you can get a 1200 square foot condo with panoramic city views starting at $550,000. i’ll take two, please!

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