illigitimi non carborundum


dog latin for “don’t let the b-st-rds get you down.” not real latin, like lorem ipsum. it’s even on wikipedia, so i’m surprised it’s not on ud.
in the huddle:

lineman: who’s house? our house? what time is it? game time!

3rd string qb: illigitimi non carborundum!

other lineman: what the h-ll was that? get out, white trash!

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