Illinois Gravy Train


a three way involving a hermaphrodite, and two men (one man wears a strap-on). the hermaphrodite gets on all fours, while the guy with the strap-on has s-x with her doggy style. he penetrates both the hermaphrodites holes using his p-n-s and the strap-on while at the same time giving the hermaphrodite a reach around. the last guy engages in -n-l s-x with the strap-on guy completing the train. the train cannot be broken until all members have -j-c-l-t-d (thus providing the gravy).
i was at a party the other day, and i walked in on your brother in an illinois gravy train.

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