illiterature
the re-publication of a literary work in non-written form.
all book-on-tape and movie based on book would be considered illiterature.
any literature that is bad.
illiteraturist is a person who has bad taste in literature; or is suffering from liking bad literature
illiteraturism is liking bad literature
the book he was reading was a work of illiterature.
the stupid bullsh-t women read in their spare time; everything from trashy, soft-core (and slightly rapey) “romantic” novels, to cosmo and self-help books. may include vampires, serene landscapes with big, sweaty farmhands, and coupons for ben & jerry’s.
girl: is 50 shades of grey fiction or non-fiction?
guy: neither, it’s illiterature.
guy: here, i bought you some illiterature to read at the beach
girl: omg, thank you so much i just cannot get over the twilight series!
bad writing.
1. i hear your novel has sold 150,000 copies. i didn’t read it, but i bet it’s a great example of contemporary illiterature.
2. i’m a jane austen fan. i haven’t kept up with contemporary illiterature.
3. dear sir: thank you for submitting your very well-written m-n-script. unfortunately, at this time, we are only interested in serious illiterature.
illiterate s-ss writer’s cr-p literary masturbation
(n.)
a piece of cl-ssic or contemporary literature that is exceedingly and painfully dull, boring, inane, b-n-l, and unreadable.
illiterature is usually not read on one’s own accord. teachers usually -ssign illiterature to students in times of rest such as spring break. man students fail their english cl-sses due to this unreadable material.
“tess of the d’urbervilles is an excelent example of cl-ssic british illiterature.”
“the illiterature that my english teacher -ssigned us to read is simply too dull to read for more than five minutes at a time.”
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