illumi-naughty


a secret order amongst many college campuses that film p-rnography with incoming frosh and sorority pledges!

however this p-rnography is not for sale or redistribution but is simply archived.
omg i heard paige got tapped by the illumi-naughty!?
also known as “triangle of love,” a form of 3-way s-xual intercourse involving a man laying down flat, with one woman sitting on his face and another sitting on his p-n-s. the two parties on top kiss, forming a triangle of love.
“bro, those two babes last night gave me a triangle of love that was so good it felt evil. it was illuminaughty”
a group of emotionally immature, narcissistic closet cases who act out on drugs and think their childish preoccupation with s-x is the expression of a highly evolved intellect.
i went to an illuminaughty party and got rimmed by a screaming queen on g.
a word used to describe a cackle of self indulgent, narcissistic, rave wh-r-s, who cannot seem to function socially without ingesting m-ssive amounts of drugs. people who are obsessed with furry bungholes.
i went to an illuminaughty party last week, got totally f-cked up on g, e, lsd, k, and foxy, then f-cked a goat in the -ss!
da p.o.’d dude with the screename mentioned in the above definition who would like to know who wrote that stuff because “somebody” didn’t have the cojones to man up to writing stuff about me up there.
illuminaughty is p-ssed that somebody’s talking sh-t online… whoever this sh-t talking -sshole is.
this word is often used to describe a particular bad-ss, who thought everyone should know how cool his online screen tag was. also, the guy talking about ravewh-r-s could be right.. who knows?
its teh illuminaughty!11!one

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