n. an illuminati follower or believer. usually detectable by their forehead. they draw an eye on their foreheads to show that they truly believe in the illuminati.
mike: oh god, here comes victor.
zeke: he’s just wandering around with a fake eye on his forehead.
mike: what an illuminatist.

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