iltwitterate
(adjective) unable to to create “tweets” or use “twitter” in any capacity.
i checked out twitter.com the other day, but i couldn’t make it heads or tails of it. i’m totally iltwitterate!
in an attempt to set up a twitter account, i quickly realized, much like an illiterate personal cannot read or write, that i cannot tweet.
when it comes to tweeting, i am clearly iltwitterate, and not able to follow my friends.
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