Ilunga
1) herita ilunga, a football player for west ham united.
2) ilunga, a euphemism or code word for b–bs.
for both uses, it is important to focus on pr-nunciation: i-luun-gaaaaaaaa
“ilunga is a cracking player!” – about the footballer
“it’s gone out to the wing to that fella…what’s his name, dilunga ain’t it?” – paul merson trying (and failing) to pr-nounce ilunga’s name correctly
“i tell you what, that girl has a great pair of ilunga’s!” – using the code word in public
“guess what, boa morte? apparently after we left last night old ilunga got to have a go on that girl’s ilunga’s! you know, the one in the bar?” – west ham united players discussing their team mate and using the code word
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