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• Indian Surprise

  the look of horrified surprise caused by being poked from behind by a phallic object, most often the p-n-s of an indian. right as the picture was taken, a smiling k-mar brandished his p-n-s and poked megan in the back. although she could barely feel it, she still experienced an indian surprise that she will […]

• cactus cooter

  when goin down on a b-tch is like going down on a cactus. “hey did you get some from sergio?” “no, he had a cactus cooter!”

• ilysmtinlg

  acronym for “i love you so much that i’ll never let go omg morgan, ilysmtinlg, your my candy angel!

• calaboose

  jail, hoosegow. from sp. “calabozo.” i had a few, picked a fight, and ended up in the calaboose.

• implified facepalm

  when something is so f-cking retarted, that a regular facepalm doesnt cut it. this deserves an implified facepalm

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