I’m A Real American



hulk hogan’s theme tune
i’m a real american,
fight for the rights of every men,
i’m a real american,
fight for what’s right, fight for your life!
what foreigners say to convince themselves they are american.
border patrol: let’s see your green card.
foreigner: why? i’m a real american!

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