“i’m allergic to latex.”
the only excuse.
try it.
“what are you doing, use a condom!”
“it doesn’t feel as goooooood.”
“too bad!”
“what are you doing, use a condom!”
“i’m allergic to latex.”
“oh, okay then.”
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