i’m batman
what men who suffer from microphallus say when exposing themselves for the first time to a s-xual partner. in their minds, being batman somehow makes up for a one inch p-n-s.
joe exclaimed, “but imbatman” when his partner laughed hysterically at his tiny p-n-s.
the ultimate bad-ss introduction. say this upon meeting someone tough and they’ll never mess with you.
thug: what are you?!
batman: i’m batman
a phrase so powerful that when used wisely, especially in court, will get you clean of any rape-and-brutal-murder charges for rest of your life.
judge: “john j. johnson, you were condemned to die by jury of your peers and sentenced by good-standing judge of this state. do you have anything to say before you sentence is carried out?”
you: ” i’m batman.”
judge: “rape my -ss and call me judy. case dismissed!!”
this is probably the only sentence worth saying in life. you can use it to finish any sentence too, you know because i’m batman…
sheila: going to the movies tonight?
me: i’m batman.
jimbobalucazade: how are you today?
me: i’m batman
-argument-
-sshole: you g-y -ss motherf-cker, you can’t do sh-t.
me: i’m batman
cl-ss: ohhhhhhhhhh ohhhhh ohhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!
-wins argument-
a gameing move mostly used in fps games where you sneek behind someone and right before you kill them with a melee move you say im batman
guy1: man i was playing halo last night and tod got behind me and im batmand me
guy2: that happend to me last week on cod
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