i’m going to sleep


when the person you’re talking to or texting really does not want to talk to or text you.
it has to be late at night, otherwise it would make no sense whatsoever.
john: what’s up?
victoria: not much, i’m going to sleep.
i don’t want to f-cking text you
you: i love you
bae: i’m going to sleep

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