I’m gonna commit


abbreviation for “i am going to commit suicide.”

alternate forms: “makes me wanna commit” for “that makes me want to commit suicide.”
a: “how is your calculus studying going?”
b: “poorly. f’real, i’m gonna commit.”

a: “how was that new nicolas cage movie?”
b: “are you serious? made me wanna commit.”

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