I’m gonna have a cow
a term used to express excitement and anger and about any emotion imaginable. but be careful, people might -ssume you are literally giving birth to cows. if you choose to play along with this childish idea, make disturbing groans while squeezing your b-ttcheeks together. and people may ask you where you keep your cows. tell them that you keep them in a pin behind your house!
(accidentally drops phone and cracks screen)
suzzy: oh my goodness, i’m gonna have a cow!
(friends throw a surprise birthday party)
friends: surprise!
herald: ah! i’m gonna have a cow!
(also consider… trips and falls on school stairs in front of hot seniors)
tina: about 24 cows just escaped my pin… ;(
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