IM Interruptus
when you’re typing and an im window pops up, hijacking your thoughts and you end up typing something totally irrelevant in the im window.
i was writing a report on the mating habits of the himilayan wildebeast when i got im interruptus… i accidentally called my girlfriend a “large hairy mammal” on im
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