a lie we tell ourselves after drinking too much and suffering through a hangover in the futile hope that one will never again suffer the hangover. it is also an indication that events proceeding the hangover consisted of many things awesome that came from what sober people would consider a bad idea. in all cases this statement is a lie, as the person will undoubtedly drink again.
guy 1: i’m never drinking again
guy 2: shut up, you’ll feel better after you eat breakfast.
guy 1: okay, what’s for breakfast?
guy 2: eggo waffles and beer, we ran out of syrup so here’s some more beer.
guy 1: …f-ck
a commonly used phrase by people who drink and wake up the next morning with a hangover and a feeling of regret from all the stupid things you said/did the night before.
bob: dude i drank waaay too much and now i’ve got a headache and i made a total -ss out of myself last night
dan: no sh-t dude, i’m never drinking again
noun – the nickname given to a person who vomits after 4 regular size, regular strength cans of beer. can also be shortened to “4” “whey, 4can!!!” “did someone say 4?”
acne of the l-b– induced by crystal meth a tweeker b-tche’s acne ridden body probably has labacne
synonym for “forecast” 4·cast: (verb, -cast or -cast·ed, -cast·ing, noun –verb ) (used with object) 1. to predict (a future condition or occurrence); calculate in advance: to 4cast a heavy snowfall; to 4cast lower interest rates. 2. to serve as a prediction of; 4shadow. 3. to contrive or plan beforehand; prearrange. –verb (used without object) […]
- crusty snail
a woman that is no longer a couger but still has s-x with younger men. he was so drunk, he f-ck-d a crusty snail and got a std from the 30’s.
similar to parkour, crutchkour is when your a cripple and have crutches but still do tricks and flips with them and sh-t. travis broke his foot, but have you seen his intense crutchkour skills?