I’m not gay seat
the empty seat in a movie theater that two males leave between them to show the rest of the audience that they are straight.
bob: i went to a movie with john the other day but we left the i’m not gay seat, so no one thought it was weird.
the seat two males leave open to show the world they are not gay
let’s use the i’m not gay seat
the seat two closeted gay guys leave between each other in a movie theatre to convince themselves more than anyone else that they’re straight.
one day, adam and steve went to a movie and left the “i’m not gay seat” between them. two years later they f-cked in that same seat.
a seat at a movie theater located directly between two h-m-phobic straight males who are attending the film together.
“this theater wouldn’t be so crowded if there weren’t so many ‘im not gay seats’ being taken! gawd”
seat that you leave empty between two males sitting next to each other. also can be satisfied by finding a female to sit inbetween them.
walt: let’s go see a movie
james: alright, but this time leave the i’m not gay seat between us, so some hot chicks like last time won’t think we’re f-cking f-gs.
walt: it’s alright, we’re having this babe hayley come too, and she’ll sit between us.
james: cool.
Read Also:
- Implosion
a condition that occurs when it gets really cold outside and the p-n-s actually starts to shrink and go inside the body due to extremely low blood pressure. it was so cold last weekend, i had implosion when i sat on the toilet. an explosion that is detonated from inside the object it is meant […]
- POOPT
entering into the next level of tiredness, where ones knees buckle and breath slows to a heavy pant. also an acronym for; p-ssed out on public transportation. look at that slag hunched over, he’s either inspecting his tea bag or just absolutely p–pt. the past tense of p–p “i just p–pt, and it was something […]
- impossible gift circuit
a gift item is in such poor taste that the receiver can never publicly use it, so the only value he gets out of the gift is to re-gift it to someone who will think it’s funny, and it eventually works it way back to the original gifter. this is a variation of the bad […]
- Imprinting
1. a twilight series word. 2. a “bizarre werewolf thing”. 3. to imprint. 4. the act of a quileute werewolf falling “in love” with someone–basically “love at first sight” but much more powerful and much more absolute; the love is not always a “romantic” love, but rather, simply unconditional love in general–brother-sisterly, romantically, whatever. imprinting […]
- Inappropriety
when something is inappropriate. like smiling when someone is telling you a sad story about yourself. or getting smiling when someone is telling you a sad story is an example of inappropriety. or letting wind during a minutes silence. or watching your mother’s br–sts when she is serving lunch. the quality or state of being […]