Implosion
a condition that occurs when it gets really cold outside and the p-n-s actually starts to shrink and go inside the body due to extremely low blood pressure.
it was so cold last weekend, i had implosion when i sat on the toilet.
an explosion that is detonated from inside the object it is meant to destroy.
the implosion of my bowels caused me great pain; never again will i eat a cherry bomb.
a word used to replace any other word in almost any sentence.
i’ll implosion to that!
dude, did you see the implosion last night?
my g-d, jude law is in some pretty cr-ppy movies.
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