I’m on it
a phrase used by an individual in a group suddenly determined to resolve a task or meaningless puzzle (that the others are too lazy to accomplish), usually in attempt to glorify their image or make them feel valuable to that group.
girl1: “i wonder what time (movie) is playing tonight…”
girl2: “we should check the showings.”
guy, trying to impress girls: “i’m on it.” -pulls out smartphone and uses movie times app
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