I’m on my period

a girl’s excuse for everything.. and it works.
teacher: excuse me, why are you late to cl-ss?
girl: i’m on my period.

boyfriend: why don’t you want to have s-x with me?
girlfriend: i’m on my period.

b-tchy friend: oh my god why are you eating so much?
girl: i’m on my period.


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