im-pwnd
a term that was devised when bored in the office by a non apple fanboy t-rd munching gizzard sniffers (me), to describe the i-phone. the most over marketed and over hyped smartphone because it has an apple logo on it. and it does loads of stuff that other smartphones do also. see also, the i-poo touch, the kac-book, kac-air and i-kac
“omg omg omg!!! mi nw fne is ere!!”
“what u got”
“a iphone!”
“an im-pwnd? you fail -.-“
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