I’m starting pro
when you typo the word ‘pto’ (paid time off) in your e-mail to your boss or co-worker, and they think you’re leaving your day job, but instead you are only going on vacation for a couple of weeks.
fred: hey, i’m starting pro tomorrow. i’ll see you later.
fred’s boss: ok, good luck with that.
fred: hey, why doesn’t my id badge let me in the building anymore?
fred’s boss: so i guess that basketball career didn’t work out for you?
fred: huh?
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