i’m too pretty
i’m too pretty is a funny excuse for not wanting to help someone. almost exclusively used by girls, it’s a way of saying thanks, but no thanks.
mario: allison, i need your help cleaning out my bas-m-nt today. it’s filthy. are you too pretty to help out?
allison (mario’s girlfriend) i’m too pretty. i don’t want to clean out your stinky bas-m-nt.
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