laughable expression by malaysian punks who tried to pick my pocket and got caught.
i’m sure they meant “i’m in your face”
my boots were the only thing in their face.
world traveler: wow isnt kuala lumpur nice.
idiots: i’m your face! give the money!
world traveler: (kicks their -sses)
one that does not betray a friend and remains unmovable when everyone else does. when everyone else blamed jake for stealing the pen, his indesible friend, sam continued to say he was innocent.
- reesty schmeal
reesty being literally something that smells putrid or stinks – figuratively being a slang describing something not awesome, and schmeal being a negative noun. (person, place or thing) when billy reynolds tells you about how good he is at ping pong, he is full of reesty schmeal. i saw some reesty schmeal in billy reynolds […]
chronic so strong, it may make you manic ‘this sh-t is the chranic!’
- indirect fart
draconian punishment for the fussy girfriend who keeps complaining about your unavoidabe flatulence, and who keeps escaping when you try to hold her head under the blanket. a rich fart is released silently into your hand, you expell all air from your lungs then breath in the fart from your closed hand. you now make […]
- referee dad
a dad who constantly has to stop his kids from wrestling, fighting, argueing, ect. set the rules, rewards, and punishments. one kid hits another, now that one wants to get even. so on, and so on. daddy the ref must lay down the law.. the referee dad.