Ima Tortilla You


translation- “i will have s-xual intercourse involving penetration with you using a tortilla in place of a condom and you will enjoy it.”
this phrase is commonly found in southern ontario where tortilla-ing is a common practice.
yo, ima tortilla you.
yo, last night i totally tortillad dis b-tch.
yo, i am tortilla-in you right now.

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