Imaginary Boner


the thing that happens when a guy has a b-n-r and thinks it’s noticeable, but it’s really not because his p-n-s is too small and he can’t come to terms with this fault.
girl: do you ever get b-n-rs!

boy: oh i do, just you never look at the right times.

girl: that’s cuz it’s an imaginary b-n-r

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