Imagination Masturbation
the act of auto-genital stimulation to climax in the absence of compelling visual stimuli such as videos or graphic images. often this is accomplished through accessing a spank bank or mental storehouse of s-xual, or soon to be s-xual memories. it also applies where inadequate visual material (e.g. sears catalog, high school yearbook, partially scrambled cable p-rn) is being used as a primer to aid intoxicated masturbation.
my laptop battery died while i was at my parents house so i had to break out the local paper and flip to the girls soccer recap for some imagination masturbation.
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