Imelda Marcos Syndrome
when you can’t stop buying shoes.
when you need 2,000 pairs of shoes for just 2 feet!
when you subst-tute d-ck for shoes!
“com’on mom just one more pair of shoes!!!”
“are you out of your f-ckin’ mind young lady!!!” “you already have over 50 pairs of shoes!” “what’s wrong with you?” “do you have imelda marcos syndrome?”
kate: you only have 2 feet? why do you need all these shoes?
rose: i dunno i just need these shoes, and this will be the last i buy this year…
kate: but there’s only 2 more days left of the year.
rose: so?
kate: what about helping the starving kids in africa!
rose: f-ck’em! it’s not my fault all their governments are corrupt!
kate: gee rose maybe you need to see a doctor, i think your coming down with imelda marcos syndrome.
rose: hrmm probably…
kate: second thoughts maybe we should just get you laid by the first filthy beggar we come across?
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