a poor excuse for an establishment of education located in the scenic bradenton florida, img-pendleton is one of the only schools were students are handed a diploma despite repeatedly failing to p-ss pre-algebra. the appearance of this non-school is reminiscent of a fortified wwii-style n-z- war bunker. the windows seem to be bullet proof and cannot open under any circ-mstances. the hallways radiate a unique odor that can be best described as a blend of primal barbarian stink and windex. of the collection of degenerates that for our purposes we will call the “student body”, males outnumber females like 9-1. these conditions rightfully cl-ssify img-pendleton as an intolerably m-ssive sausage fest. in addition, certain men of “authority” (i use the term loosely) can be seen stalking in the halls, ambushing kids who are foolish enough to forget to tuck their img-pendleton shirts into their gucci belts. the parking lot for the school is unbearably small, forcing some of the more bold students to park in the handicapped sp-ces, which are reserved for essentially n-body, as img-pendeton has no handicapped students.
pablo: “ey hombre you have no idea how much homework i have tonight.”
jose: “no essay i have to do 12 math problems in my multiplication cl-ss! that sh-t is long holmes!”
pablo: “hombre f-ck wasting 15 minutes of your life, img-pendleton will give you a diploma anyway. come play me in fifa amigo.”
- im on skates
when entering the freeway at very fast rate per hour. (mph) timmy is entering the 710 freeway at 100 mph, he then yell out loud “im on skates” to warn his p-ssengers that he is, or about to, enter the freeway at a very fast rate per hour.
- in all honesty
quite possibly the most abused idiom over the internet among people who think they’re clever and better than everyone else. also used to emphasize a point to the nth degree without any logical sense. cool guy: in all honesty, you only won because i lagged. other guy: you said “in all honesty!” you must be […]
- income-based medicine
n. a style of treating patients implicitly based on their social and financial status (be it by quality or lack of insurance, etc.). ant. outcome-based medicine, of which this term is a parody. when i was in the er, i didn’t have proof of insurance on me, so they asked me to make a deposit […]
lacking consistence or continuity. the opposite of consistency. when something is inconsistent, it changes as opposed to being unchanged. because of my inconsistent data and conflicting information, i was fired from my job.
- incredibly deadly viper
one of the least dangerous and most friendly creatures in the animal kingdom. it’s a misnomer (a very wrong name). i discovered it, see, so i got to name it.