IMG
a correctional inst-tute based in bradenton florida. designed so upper cl-ss families can send away there sn-bby kids without sending them to “military school.” the img head warden, “ash”, covers this fact with the horse-sh-t that they are creating athletes rather than crushing souls. it is here where inmates forfeit all their basic human rights to a group of unmotivated but exceptionally angry “dorm mentors.” these s-d-stic suits utilize their ability to room search, drug test, and humiliate the inmates/atheletes to their sick twisted pleasures. the girls sent there are sl-ts, 50% of the student body are drug cartel boss’s children from mexico, and every golfer was imported from china in huge cargo crates that arrive every september labeled, “s-x slaves.”
a set of worried parents discover that their “perfect little girl” has slept with a black kid. the parents then spend $90,000 to set her up with a tennis racket, mini skirt and a gay coach to “retrain” her in the ways of upper cl-ss, civilized life. the then tell all of their rich–ss friends that their perfect little girl is becoming a superstar at img academies in bradenton florida
img is short for the name image. image was the original h-m-s-xual man in the mid 20th century. through his wisdom and leadership the gay community has grown astronomically.
man that img, he was one fly f-g.
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