Imhotep
the masculine incarnation of an egyptian totem pole that turns invisible when jean stands exactly one nautical mile from lord scotland, to quote the bbc series “look around you.” imhotep is closely related to the feminine totem-pole embodiment, imogen, whose depiction appears in the sculptures of imogen stuart.
how tall is imhotep? unfortunately, imhotep is invisible.
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the imhotep is to find a female, throw sand in her face and then procede to have s-x with her. a beach is the recommended area to partic-p-te in this activity and consent is optional.
imhotep was also the evil character in the mummy.
dude, i imhoteped some girl last night it was awsome.
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