a bowel movement that is so perfect and pristine that there’s nothing to wipe.
i just took an immacucr-p and it was perfect because i didn’t need any toilet paper.
- imminent global apocalypse
used as a comparison to righteously downplay the purported wrongness of a non-criminal act when it’s presented as criminal. it trivializes unnecessary hatred toward a deed. what imminent global apocalypse will happen if i fart in public? if i had 300 million dollars i’d pay someone $20 everytime i caught them farting in public. is […]
- i'm naked
when you want to make someone look like a h-m-s-xual. say it when they are turned away from you and they will most likely turn around no matter their s-xuality. when he realizes what you have done, you will either share a jolly laugh together or he will punch you in the face. this is […]
- im on it like a rat on a cheeto
rats love cheetos man…….i said, im on it like a rat on cheeto man. done with that project yet? man….. im on it like a rat on a cheeto! …..
a music festival in which one smokes copius ammounts of schweed while improving things with duct tape man you should have seen this super bong i made at the imprufalufanuf last year – j. burns
the boring time spent waiting between life events. i can’t stand the inbetweenity of waiting for my car to be repaired so i can go out tonight.