Immaculate Defecation
where one voids his or her bowels, only to find, by wiping one’s -n-s, that no evidence of the event remains. not as rare as immaculate conception, but still magical.
cletus found, after taking a huge sh-t, that his first wipe was completely clean. “hallelujah!” he exlaimed, “immaculate defecation!”
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