immaculate evacuation

when someone who is perceived as proper, elegant and “storybook” in presence goes to the bathroom to #2 without actually “going to the bathroom”. the waste just “leaves” them and is removed by a higher power without their image being tarnished by the common and filthy use of facilities.
gwen, our air hostess, never missed a beat with her flight duties and never once used the lavatory during the 8-hour flight, but instead had an immaculate evacuation.

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