Immanuel


an immanuel is a well hung male. typically jewish. never short. sometimes awkward. bit of a ladies man. loves meat. prodigious at something, usually art or design, sometimes music or sports. poetic. stubborn. annoying. immature. quick learners. quiet. suck up. good dresser. unattached to people. watch out though – as amazing as immanuels are, they often manipulate. also are fickle.
“omg that’s amazing! how does he do that?!”

“oh that’s just immanuel”
a person who is socially awkward and who is scared to talk to girls. he is normally excluding himself at all times.
“who is that kid? he’s so awkward!”
“oh that’s an immanuel”

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