your sugar daddy’s sweet white filling you enjoy to get your tuition paid
i had to get immortality cream out of my hair last night. it took an hour.
being infinitely derpy; forever derpdom; saddled with stupidity forever. the level of inderptuity is high in this one -yoda
a word combining the greek/latin roots for, in order, “among”, “eating”, “people”, and “fear” that means literally “fear of eating among people”. this is a social anxiety that does not have a formal word, so i made one to use. sarah won’t come to mcdonald’s with us because she has interphagoanthropophobia.
- irvine gal
a rich, white girl who feels ent-tled to being treated like a princess. bro 1: yo bro how’s the relationship goin? bro 2: not well, my irvine gal be giving me the hardest time. she wants everything.
- jessica jackson
jessica jackson is the type of girl to get down and dirty if you wearing the right speedos. she is a really good dancers so make sure you know how to move your -ss around and swerve because she’ll drop you if you stiff .. ps. mess with her and you’ll get socked jessica jackson […]
- Jewber Jabber
it’s the word used to describe the speech used by people living in israel. most notably so, when they are speaking quickly and you cannot distinguish one word from another. all i hear is jewber jabber?