Imon Allen
the light of my life. my heart and soul. my darling happiness everything i could ever want and more. the sweetest kindest most intelligent girl iv ever met. the reason i smile every day no matter how bad thing get because i know i have you. the person who i want to spend the rest of my life with and will spend it trying to make you as happy as u make me. the woman to whom my heart belongs i promise to give u every drop of love i have in it. my love forever and always thats a promise and i swear to miss you when your gone. to spend my life with u would be a privilege and my deepest desire. i love u!!!
person1: shes absolutely perfect i mean her flaws just add to how great she is
person 2 : duh thats imon allen
also referred to as nomi, mon mon , lazy b-tt,moni,and empress
imon allen is a p-rn star who is famous for f-lch-ng j-zz from donkey r-ct-ms.
can be used as a proper noun or as a verb used to describe f-lch-ng of any sort.
d-mn! that girl imon allen’d that other chick, tight on camera.
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