impaled
the term used by men with a large c-ck to describe exactly why their girlfriend/wife/mistress has an impaired ability to walk correctly.
same term can be used by women to acurately describe how hung their boyfriend/husband/affair is.
men: i f-cking impaled that chick last night. she won’t walk right for days.
women: omg, like, he took his m-ssive shaft, and like, impaled me with it. i am so sore. i want more!
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