the rotten taste in your mouth when a president violates the const-tution
when the news exposed him committing perjury under oath, allowing rendition torture, and executing citizens with drones, an impeachy gag crept up my throat.
- the poo, part deux
you had a huge p–p earlier in the day and you are certain that you wont drop a deuce for a few days. bam, two hours later you have a p–p to rival the hugeness earlier. where has john been? he’s been busy in the cr-pper with the poo, part deux
- therealc**n 69 fail
self promoting ud spammer: extra-ssholey those therealc–n 69 failure definitions display as much mental acuity as his music is profitable
- the real g*ys
australian term – when something is definately not normal and questionably natural. went to the nightclub and saw a bunch of hippies – it was the real gays
- *ss interference
the despicable act of intruding on or otherwise impeding another person’s pursuit of -ss; a.k.a c-ckblocking “hey man, that’s -ss interference. 15 yard penalty.”
1. confound, stupefy, and annoy. 2. distract with excessive verbiage. note: commonly mistaken for -ssisinate my friends are going to -ssisinate you until you give in and cry until dawn.