Imposterparent
when a mom or dad (mostly a dad) secretly enjoys playing with his son or daughter’s toys and watching cartoons and feeling like a child again but pretends he or she is just doing their parental duty.
friend 1- “whatcha doing watching hannah montana and playing gi joes, bro?
friend 2- “oh, you know, gotta do the parental duty. ho-hum”
friend 1- “dude, your kids left the room an hour ago. you’re such an imposterparent.”
friend 1 (sitting down)- “is this the episode about hannah stealing? give me cobra commander over there, man.”
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