a person or thing, or message, that impresses; specifically: an agent that increases an emotional response, whether based on circ-mstances or induced by others who under the influence of the same or similar circ-mstances, that leads to an alternative reality or an instinctive desire to lie to others about who or what you really are; messages sent by a person to others for the purpose of impressing them about themselves, whether the information contained in the messages is true or false, and regardless of the medium used.
i just watched a reality tv show and the behavior of those in the show resulted in impressants bombarding me to the point that i became a habitual liar about who i am.

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